1. I am Ann Perkins.

    Except I am not exactly a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox.

  2. It’s embarrassing for me how easily this guy could get it.

    It’s embarrassing for me how easily this guy could get it.

    (Source: eduardobravin)

  3. I am Cornholio!
#vodka

    I am Cornholio!
    #vodka

  4. imkindaoldfashioned:

Feeling good today.

    imkindaoldfashioned:

    Feeling good today.

  5. vegapunklife:

    fierybiscuts:

    rogueleaderxxl:

    xombiedirge:

    The Cornetto Trilogy by Evil Corp/Kibooki

    Love this so much. My favorite current duo!!

    I love this and I need them.

    I need these!

  6. britain-land-of-hope-and-glory:

    Some Very British Problems (x

    Oh, ok. I’m British. I’ve always wondered about my heritage.

  7. crackerfinishingschool:

Probably the last pool day of the summer. #verysad

    crackerfinishingschool:

    Probably the last pool day of the summer. #verysad

  8. tzaris:

by thebeardedhomo

i mean… you guys… like…

    tzaris:

    by thebeardedhomo

    i mean… you guys… like

  9. masterblaster:

    So I’m going to a highschool football game in Texas tonight and do you think they’ll register me as a sex offender the *moment* I open Grindr at the game or do you think I get couple freebie dick pics?

    clear eyes, full ass, can’t lose.